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    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
     
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  4. altpunkmermaidprincess:

    gamingartandlove:

    So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

    They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

    They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

    What a time to be alive

    (via wingscanspeak)

     
  5. justanotheridijiton:

    barrel—rider:

    Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen

    (via crispytherabbit)

     
  6. themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    penis-hilton:

    same

    I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

    Ditto

    (Source: micdotcom, via crispytherabbit)

     

  7. johnthemod1:

    conductoroftardislight:

    Remember how when Capaldi was chosen as the twelfth doctor everyone had this feeble hope that he would bring Doctor Who back to what it was because he was a film director and not the mysoginistic Moffat kind

    AND THEN WE HEAR THAT HE’S REFUSING TO FLIRT WITH CLARA AND IS GOING TO BRING “a bit more gravity” BACK TO DOCTOR WHO AND "I didn’t want to be Doctor Who in a Doctor Who I didn’t like,"

    GUYS

    I am punching the air right now.

    (via wingscanspeak)

     

  8. I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

    1. Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
    2. The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
    3. Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
    4. The Mom: Don't we all.
     

  9. Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

    hypnoticcastiel:

    ohcastielmycastiel:

    supernaturalsoul:

    two-winchesters-and-castiel:

    highly-functioning-otter:

    crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

    everydayiamcumberbatchin:

    thewinchesterswagger:

    itsjustjensen:

    thewinchesterswagger:

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    “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

    omg this is still going

    IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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    Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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    Broke 5 Million!

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    WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING image

    why have i never added my AU-version…

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    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via blutbadbaby)

     

  10. theorlandojones:

    amandageddon:

    acafanmom:

    professorfangirl:

    jenoshmellark:

    When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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    When Orlando Jones stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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    theorlandojones really should see this one… ;)

    Paging theorlandojones

    Approved with some slight proposed modifications:

    When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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    When Trollando stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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  11. liljaandmelodi:

    Catbutt thinks he is worthy.

    (via transjeangrey)

     
  12. nishlo:

    stunningpicture:

    In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

    damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

    (via sweetsickradical)

     
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