1. penis-hilton:

    reallylameblog:

    TELL US WHY YOURE CLOSED

    WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS

    (via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

     
     
  2. whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    (via sweetsickradical)

     
  3. koteddo:

    lolsofunny:

    koteddo:

    koteddo:

    koteddo:

    My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

    update
    I joined the party


    NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

    (lol here!)

    WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

    (via sweetsickradical)

     
  4. pvtleonardchurch:

    jack-baraatwat:

    Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

    listen up you motherfucker

    (via sweetsickradical)

     
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  6. 89cats:

    sleepy boy

    (via paradeoflaughter)

     

  7. Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

    theblacklacedandy:

    mcdownies:

    crimsonpoppyfields:

    thefrogman:

    RDJ is 5’ 8½”

    Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

    image

    Chris (6’ 0½”)

    image

    image

    Problem solved.

    [spelledjustlikeescape]

    I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

    always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

    This makes me so happy.

    (Source: my-tenerife-sea, via myriniponddeadlyrocker)

     
  8. ughdallon:

    i saw the opportunity and took it

    (via myriniponddeadlyrocker)

     
  9. gentlemanbones:

    These almond cookies are very aggressive.

    (Source: reddit.com, via bilboyfriend)

     
  10. absofmarvel:

    Because I think sometimes Nat and Steve look at each other during personal jokes like “AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMFAO”

    sorta part 2 of this

    (via owwinthehead)

     
  11. based—-madoka:

    I just found this again

    this is the video all of my skype contacts (of now only one is on there out of 3) linked me to on my birthday last year

    (Source: eresasha)

     
     

  12. sequoiawintersnight:

    riddlemehiddleston:

    lyricalred:

    aarmadillo:

    ussawesome:

    red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns

    anyone who associates with odysseus

    girls who sleep with sam

    sean bean

    (via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

     
  13. unimpressedcats:

    super cat to the rescue !

    (via bilboyfriend)

     
  14. (Source: madeinsb, via wingscanspeak)

     
  15. dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    thebaconsandwichofregret:

    ultrafacts:

    dominusr:

    ultrafacts:

    For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

    Passport pl- 

    I AM THE QUEEN

    The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

    So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

    image

    (via wingscanspeak)