What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL
bill nye is a fuckin hero do not slander his name ever that is blasphemy
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- Casting director: Do you have a monologue prepared?
- Me: yeah *clears throat* Ashley katchedorian.... You were supposed to be watching the door...
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3go:
i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
alright this one wins we can all go home
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You might think this is an exaggeration but Massachusetts literally puts stuff like this on all the signs and it’s beautiful
this really is how all the signs are
for example:
no one makes fun of boston accents more than bostonians
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This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me. This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless. This is a little girl whose family life is so horrible that books are her only escape. This is a little girl whose parents constantly belittle her for reading, the only pleasure in life she has. And in this scene, this little girl answers very shyly, because she has been conditioned to be embarrassed of her own existence. At first, she answers slowly, and without making eye contact. And in this scene this little girl is beginning to realize that maybe she is special. Maybe there are kind people in the world. Maybe she is worth something.
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People who like Uptown Funk:
1. Pop-music lovers
2. Indie-music lovers.
3. Rock-music lovers.
4. Musical-theatre lovers
5. Music snobs
6. Dancers
7. Butchers
8. Bakers
9. Candlestick makers
10. Them hood girls, them good girls, straight masterpieces.(via not-a-nashvillepartay)
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She drank hard liquor, smoked cigars, carried a 10 gauge shotgun and a .38 Smith & Wesson, gambled, fought duels, punched out men as an old woman, and received special permission from the mayor of Cascade to be served in any bar. She broke barriers of race, gender, and age during her time, and let no one stop her.
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Role model
#lifegoals
someone should make a movie of her
Here is another pic of Mary & her shotgun
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- a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons
- a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods and watch old Hollywood movies
The word you’re looking for is college
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